February 2012
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shotgunanderson:
i’ve noticed that in the early hours of the morning tumblr turns into a drunk pathological liar with an overcompensation problem
#stop telling me i have 10 new posts on my dash #there are none #stop telling me i have more messages than i have #TUMBLR YOU ARE DRUNK
Me: Hey look 20 new posts awesome
Tumblr: lol 20 is the new 5 keep up Karina damn
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mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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joshishollywood:
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
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Your last dancing GIF in your folder will be your...
mollchiorgabor:
…
Acceptable
I think yes
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There's been a lot of spam going around Tumblr.
thehappypeacehat:
your—guardian—angel:
If you see on my Tumblr blog or anyone else’s for that matter pictures on the blog that say the Tumblr staff is giving away like free cheesecake or an iPad or something, DON’T CLICK. It’s spam and it will attack your computer. It’s not really from the staff of Tumblr it’s just a well disguised spam/virus. I repeat, DON’T CLICK. Reblog this to get it...
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when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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mothafickle:
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Artemis Fowl Drinking Game:
Take a drink every time Holly breaks an LEP regulation.
#karina karina karina we should get drunk together #oh my godddd
YES LET’S
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Artemis Fowl Drinking Game:
Take a drink every time Holly breaks an LEP regulation.
die
I know the rules,” said Holly, muting the growling centaur.
There goes my...
– Artemis Fowl, The Time Paradox. (via captainhollyshort)
#SUMMARY OF HOLLY SHORT’S LIFE (via reconjockdarvityeah)
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juiceboxandlove:
carsonphillips:
I wonder if Chris has ever drunk texted.
#”IM FUCKINH ROYALYUTYU BTHCES”
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putmedownpunk:
so you know how tumblr used to save tags and it still kinda does, but they only last a few days, or they’re the ones from way, way back when? i was just playing around with mine.
some gems:
and my fear of velociraptors
BRING YO PILLOWS
accordion? huh?
fuck the prime directive
I AM THE WEEDWACKER IN THE GARDEN OF EVIL
i’d like to double his entendre
and then suddenly things...
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I think that all the gay porn on tumblr should be...
unknown20troper:
#YES #TROLLING ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
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